Have you ever gone shopping … for heresy? If you were invincibly ignorant before, prepare to receive a mega-dose of truth! Error doesn’t take a vacation: it’s ripe for the purchasing at the everyday low price of your soul.

Let’s look at some of the offenders:

Glade’s slogan: “Created by nature, captured by Glade.”

The Holy Catholic Church says (Canons of Vatican I):

If anyone does not confess that the world and all things which are contained in it, both spiritual and material, were produced, according to their whole substance, out of nothing by God; or holds that God did not create by his will free from all necessity, but as necessarily as he necessarily loves himself; or denies that the world was created for the glory of God: anathema sit

Sorry, Glade. I’m sure you’ll be enjoying the refreshing scent of cinnamon apple for all eternity–in Hell.

Catechism of the Catholic Church:

Desire for true happiness frees man from his immoderate attachment to the goods of this world so that he can find his fulfillment in the vision and beatitude of God. “The promise [of seeing God] surpasses all beatitude. . . . In Scripture, to see is to possess. . . . Whoever sees God has obtained all the goods of which he can conceive.”

You lose, kitty.

Council of Trent:

If any one saith, that man may be justified before God by his own works, whether done through the teaching of human nature, or that of the law, without the grace of God through Jesus Christ; anathema sit.

Oh, don’t worry. You earned your eternal destiny.

“Looks so natural, no one can tell.”

(1 Samuel 16:7):

Not as man sees does God see, because man sees the appearance but the LORD looks into the heart.

(Luke 12:7):

Even the hairs of your head have all been counted.

Utter foolishness and pomp.

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