Gerber
Posted July 18th, 2007 at 2:02 PM.

This is awesome. If you don’t do it, I will.

Jason
Posted July 18th, 2007 at 2:49 PM.

As I sit here operating the Solaris systems at my summer job, I get a little laugh at your t-shirt idea. Jesus, of course, has the ability to execute his plans… so 777 might be even better. But that destroys the “coincidence.”

-Jason

Gerber
Posted July 18th, 2007 at 3:24 PM.

Here’s an idea from the web-developer at the Office of Youth Ministry here in St. Louis:

User Login: Jesus
Password: **********
> pwd
./soul/
> rm -r -f sin

Dylan
Posted July 18th, 2007 at 3:43 PM.

I guess the Eucharist would be:


ln -s ~ bread
ln -s ~ wine


Only the filename remains while the substance is all ~Jesus!

nickwinker
Posted July 28th, 2007 at 4:09 PM.

How about the Trinity:
Login: sacerdos
Password: *********

$>ps -aux
USER PID %CPU %MEM STARTED COMMAND
root 1 100% 100% never cat /Father | grep –invert_match Fatherhood > /Son | grep –invert_match Sonship > /HolySpirit > /Father | grep –invert_match Divinity > /Creation
$>
$>cat ./baptize
#!/bin/bash
echo “I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit” && cat /water >> ~$1/head
sudo chown -R Jesus ~$1/
cat $1 cat ./penance
#!/bin/bash
echo “I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit”
if [-f ~$1/.repentance]
sudo rm -rf ~$1/sins
fi
$>cat eucharist
#!/bin/bash
cat /missal/theblack && /missal/thered
sudo ln -s ~ bread
sudo ln -s ~ wine
cat bread > /Church > /Father
sudo rm -rf ~$1/sins/venial