Realist: I’m a realist.
Nominalist: I’m a realist too.
Relativist: You’re both right.
Nihilist: This is pointless.
Phenomenologist: No. It only seems pointless.
Analytic Philosopher: Let’s not get bogged down in semantics.
Solipsist: Whatever. I’m going to take a nap.

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